Wow!

I haven’t been doing much on tumblr for so long it feels awesome to be back :)

elkian:

explodinghye:

heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles
—> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/

JUST A LIVELY NOODLE

1000-life-hacks:

What those weird looking laundry symbols ACTUALLY mean.

1000-life-hacks:

What those weird looking laundry symbols ACTUALLY mean.

rumpsandbuttstuff:

life hack: yell “motherlode” into the sky to earn $50,000

korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

nanoshinonome:

nanoshinonome:

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all of my followers are dalmations

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cruella deville strikes again

koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

directorlazard:

rapeculturerealities:

fuckyeahifightlikeagirl:

sweetsugaryshock:

beben-eleben:

For future reference.

Thank you.

For those who would ever need it. -C

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

Me: DC doesn't represent women well.
Brother: The government or the comic books?
Me: Pick one.